September 2011
I have a phobia of calling people on the phone.
I get so awkward, whenever I have to do something that involves calling someone my mom is like OMG JUST DO IT
And I’m like AAAAAAHHHH NO ITS WEIRD
i thought i was the only one!
GPOY! XD
When you go to the bathroom to do your business and you lift the toilet seat and see unflushed shit
That awkward moment when you feel good about a test and tell everyone that you're gonna get an A+ but you ended up with a F.
and you’re like..
August 2011
When girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
All the 15 year old girls on here look like:
& all the 15 year olds at my school look like:
LIKE WTF ?!??!!
When you sleep over at your friends house, and you wake up before them.
I hate when friends come over and ask "You got a bathroom'' and i'm like
No, we shit outside…
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While Your With Your Family
A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again,"Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
I hate it when my parents tell other relatives my mistakes...
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
The difference between me and her ? I can make him smile with my pants on.
When you hear a old song on the radio...
At first you’re like:I remember this!
As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song!
Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT!
Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like:
